Yep, I have a twitter account. What I fail to have to accompany my twitter account is a mobile device I can use to update my twitter account. I kind of refuse to pay a crap load of money to be connected to the internet 24 hours a day. I am sure someday I will collapse, but for now, I stand my ground. And lucky for you cause I would so update with, “taking a poo” or “about to get it on”. I have no shame.
I do love my twitter account though cause I love Kim Kardashian and Ellen Degeneres and I love knowing what they are doing with every waking moment of their day.